I Advise the Big Toe

Checking out cars lately, driving strange and novel contraptions, I miss my electronic performance monitors that are built into Toyota Priuses. Without seeing the efficiency of the engine and the track of a trip’s MPG, how can a person know that they are driving well?

I advise the Big Toe.

This simple technique eases acceleration, maintains consistent speeds, and reduces the chance of flooring it, an absolute killer of driving performance. For me, it gave 48-52 MPG consistently in the Prius and allowed a 2021 Mitsubishi Mirage (combined MPG of ~40) to reach high-40s and even touch 50 MPG a few trips.

Was I keeping up with traffic? Absolutely! Heck, the Big Toe method required that I get out of right-lanes and into passing-lanes more often than not.

Here is how to leverage this skill your own way:

  1. With the car in Drive, rest your foot flat on the accelerator, heel anchored to the floor.
  2. Gently curl your big toe down and in – like you are squeezing your toes – while keeping the heel at the same angle. You are not pushing the foot down or pivoting on the heel, only curling the big toe.
  3. Profit! You are now getting on your way with a gentle acceleration at very little effort. You are driving lightly with big gains to performance, consistency of technique, and a general pleasantness to others on the road.

Gotta give credit where due, since the Big Toe is not my own: Remember the show SpongeBob? The animated sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea? How about now?

Some of the best driving advice I can advise on comes from SpongeBob’s attempts to get their drivers license, friend Patrick helping them cheat on the test. I tried it out with the Prius’s performance tools to measure gains of conservatively 7-8 MPG!

Wisdom can be found in so many places 😂

Though I advise the Big Toe, don’t take my (or SpongeBob’s / Patrick’s) word for it. Try it out for a week, see where you go.

Report back here! Am I just imagining the improvement? Supposing I am a better driver for the wrong reasons? Let me know, I look forward to improving. Cheers to your travels!

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Jimmy Chattin

Processor of data, applier of patterns, maker of games and stories.

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